Lyrics

*(Verse 1)*
Gather ‘round, ya hip-shakin’ crew,
We’re twistin’ like our socks are stuck with glue!
Left foot wobbles, right foot slips,
But we ain’t stoppin’—*we got the hip-flips!*

*(Chorus)*
**Let the legs move, oh what a sight,**
**Spinnin’ like a top that’s lost its might!**
**Arms like noodles, knees like twigs,**
**We’re twistin’ so hard we’re doin’ the jigs!**

*(Verse 2)*
Uncle Joe just threw out his back,
Auntie Sue’s wig flew off like a snack!
The dog’s confused, the cat’s impressed,
We’re dancin’ like we’re *professionally stressed!*

*(Bridge – Spoken Chaos)*
*"Wait, my shoe’s untied!"*
*"Who stepped on my toe?!"*
*"Was that a hip crack or just the radio?!"*
*"Keep twistin’—we’re almost… *oh no, the couch!"*

*(Chorus – Even Louder!)*
**Let the legs move, crash into the wall,**
**We’re the twistin’est fools in the dance hall!**
**Sweat like pancakes, laugh till we cry,**
**Tomorrow we’ll limp, but TONIGHT WE FLY!**

*(Outro – Gasping for Air)*
*"Okay… water break… or maybe a chair…*
*Who’s idea was this?! …*
*…alright, one more round—I DARE YA!"*

🎤 *Mic drop (but someone trips over it).*